Pirates vs. Ninjas: The Blogventure

deeeeaaan:

Game of Thrones Wedding Cake

oh yeah lets just have a game of thrones themed wedding

what can possibly go wrong?

Don’t forget to play Rains of Castimere at the reception to keep your guests on edge.

nintendocafe:

Peach Pink Wii Remote Plus coming soon!
The new Peach Pink Wii Remote Plus will start appearing in stores in late April at a suggested retail price of $39.99. It joins other controllers themed to Nintendo characters, including the red Mario and green Luigi controllers. Wii Remote Plus includes Wii MotionPlus technology, and works with all Wii and Wii U games that call for Wii Remote controllers. Fans of Mario Kart 8 might want to pick up the new remote to control Peach when the game launches May 30.

Nice. I can finish my Mario Wiimote set AND make less progressive guests super uncomfortable. Double bonus.

nintendocafe:

Peach Pink Wii Remote Plus coming soon!

The new Peach Pink Wii Remote Plus will start appearing in stores in late April at a suggested retail price of $39.99. It joins other controllers themed to Nintendo characters, including the red Mario and green Luigi controllers. Wii Remote Plus includes Wii MotionPlus technology, and works with all Wii and Wii U games that call for Wii Remote controllers. Fans of Mario Kart 8 might want to pick up the new remote to control Peach when the game launches May 30.

Nice. I can finish my Mario Wiimote set AND make less progressive guests super uncomfortable. Double bonus.

the-dalm:

karrablast:

cataquacks:

hackitude:

i feel like this is a hate crime

the most awful thing in the universe

I CANT STOP LAUGHING SOMEONE MADE THIS IN TOTAL SERIOUSNESS AND THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD AND DIDNT THINK IT WAS THE DUMBEST AND MOST EMBARRASSING THING OF ALL TIME HOLY SHIT

Song about me

I actually came across these guys 5 years back while doing some video compiling for my college anime club’s bad video Halloween meeting. It was this fun little prank I got to pull every year by compliling 4 hours of the weirdest and most mind-bending video stuff I could find.  Anyway, this band came up while searching for material and one of their videos even made the cut (not this one). Anyway, the point is the band has several songs of a similarly punny nature and does the soundtracks for quite a few indie Visual Novels. It’s their gimmick.

So, yeah. I’m not really sure where the person 2 posts above got the idea that this was supposed to be a serious love song. It’s pretty much just a dumb but lighthearted ribbing at youth nerd culture; not some epic love song to a girl the lead singer likes. It’s parody.

You are, of course, still allowed to think it’s dumb and awful. It’s not THE BEST parody, but it definitely is one. Still, if you think THIS is a hate crime, do yourself a favor and never look into ringtone mascot pop music (that IS a genre). There’s some things in there that would make your eyes shrivel like staring into the sun.

…And for extra bonus points, it’s not actually TRYING to be a bit bad. So, you can actually enjoy it knowing someone thought that was a product people should have. Although, I highly doubt effort or “heart and soul” was put into Schnuffel the Carrot-snuggling bunny.

spacetwinks:

this is a Second Life based murder mystery thriller

Is the solution to the mystery, “Second Life sucks, and everyone killed their own avatars our of boredom”? Because if it isn’t, then it’s a FANTASY murder mystery thriller.

spacetwinks:

this is a Second Life based murder mystery thriller

Is the solution to the mystery, “Second Life sucks, and everyone killed their own avatars our of boredom”? Because if it isn’t, then it’s a FANTASY murder mystery thriller.

rrm0:

I sometimes wonder if FE7 is an affectionate parody of the Fire Emblem franchise.

It’s shame that FE7 wasn’t made about 10 years later. If Hector’s theme had been a remix of “America, Fuck Yeah”, we’d know for sure.
At least that would excuse like… half of the creepy A supports in that game.

rrm0:

I sometimes wonder if FE7 is an affectionate parody of the Fire Emblem franchise.

It’s shame that FE7 wasn’t made about 10 years later. If Hector’s theme had been a remix of “America, Fuck Yeah”, we’d know for sure.

At least that would excuse like… half of the creepy A supports in that game.

Oh god! Who elected Dedede as the Mayor?
Did you think his terrible run at monarchy regency really lent him to a great career in “for life” democratic politics?

Oh god! Who elected Dedede as the Mayor?

Did you think his terrible run at monarchy regency really lent him to a great career in “for life” democratic politics?

yoshishishu:

i dont know shit about metroid but the story seems harder to gather than metal gear solid

So, there’s this Bounty Hunter called Samus Aran who was raised by crazy bird robots to be a crazy bird robot lady, and then she goes on a mission to kill some evil pirates that are using metroids (space jellyfish) for EVIL. So, she shoots a giant brain in the brain, only to discover that HOLY SHIT there’s a whole planet of metroids. Somewhere along the way, she takes her clothes off and goes for a jog before getting her suit back from a freaky aztec mural.

So, then she goes to the Metroid Planet and shoots all the metroids in the face (including a queen metroid that looks like a Dinosaur). However, Samus can’t bring herself to shoot the last baby metroid in the face, because it is born from an egg right in front of her and thinks it’s her mother. So, she sells that shit to science.

Somewhere inbetween, she goes on an interesting journey where she finds a planet with super freakazoid metroids, gets nuclear laser powers, abuses the shit out of the light and dark world mechanic from Link to the Past, goes on a 20 hour back-tracking quest, and has to fight her literal inner demons in the form of a giant evil nuclear death Samus.

Insert a bizarre DS FPS here involving a bunch of space aliens playing laser tag.

A giant flying purple dinosaur that was only like 4 feet tall in the first game bursts into a lab, steals the baby metroid that science was totally using at the time and takes it to Pirate Planet 2: Electric Boogaloo. There, Samus goes through almost the exact same plot of the first game except the giant brain turns into a fucking dinosaur/hideous horrifuckus this time, and the baby metroid (now suddenly a giant ass death sucker), sacrifices itself so Samus can shoot rainbow lasers and forget to save some animals that taught her how to wall jump to piss off half the donators at AGDQ.

Around this time, Samus loses her damn mind, has a crisis with her biological clock, won’t stop talking about babies, and forgets to turn on her lava proof suit while in lava. Fortunately, Adam, the villain of the game, stupidly blows himself up in an effort to accomplish absolutely fucking nothing. Oh, and something about cloning the giant brain in a blonde anime girl because Japan. No one figures out or gives a shit who the deleter is.

Samus then murders a ghost, steals a helmet, takes her clothes off AGAIN, and blows up a spaceship for sentimentality.

Having restored her sanity, she goes to fight evil alien parasites, nearly dies, and gets fused with the squishy remaining guts of the baby metroid to gain the exact same powers she had before but more freaky and sci-fi. Meanwhile, her suit goes all evil and The Shining on her while the AI of the villain from the previous storyline compliments you on sequence breaking the shit out of the game. A valuable lesson is once again learned that science should stop cloning patently evil space aliens.

All in all, she destroys about 2 dozen space stations and saves about no one, but it’s pretty bad ass and she’ll wear a bikini if you kill people REALLY REALLY fast.

How is that so complicated?

New Computer is IN!

Time to put blur filters on EVERYTHING in inkscape and laugh as I suffer NO slowdown while I listen to my vastly improved sound card!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, and I suppose I promised an NME update, huh?

Just got a little e-mail tidbit explaining my Gamestop Power-up Card has expired…

“Your PowerUp Rewards Pro membership has expired. But you had a nice little run. Check out how much you saved this year:

$15.49

You know, Gamestop. Considering the card costs 15 bucks, maybe you should’ve kept that information to yourself.

dairuncates:

the-dalm:

dairuncates:

the-dalm:

hartmannsyoukai:

How is it that anyone is seriously not disappointed about the fact that they made Samus stop being 6’3 and ALL MUSCLE?????

Nerds are terrible and have the worst taste.

i am :c

Wait wait wait. They…

In their defense on that one, Zero Suit Samus actually is a thing from Metroid: Zero Mission where Samus temporarily loses her suit and has to use a stun gun and stealth to get it back, and Nintendo wanted another Metroid character for the franchise that wasn’t Ridley or hopefully a clone character. So, that’s the best they could come up with.

Mind you, in the actual game, the zero suit part is 10 times cooler and the sprite wasn’t nearly as sexualized as the 3-D model or the ending artwork from the game. You basically get to be a female solid snake for like half an hour.

Instead of fucking Samus McRambo though, we got SexyButt McWhipponDancer. So, part of me wants to call it more a lost opportunity than a 100% terrible idea.

Then again, the 100% fast ending for that game was basically Samus in a sexy outfit, and ZSS was the first instance of Samus’ out of suit sprite being decently shorter than the suit. So, maybe people should’ve seen it as a foreshadowing of the horrible things that would follow.

So yeah. I don’t think it was the best idea in retrospect, but I don’t think it was born from the same insanity that Sakamoto was coming from.